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[julix]

Ron,
I see your location is the Coruscant  Mile High club................ :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[zankoku]

Ain't no way you look like a Henry.

 :twisted:

[14th Colony]

Ron,
I see your location is the Coruscant  Mile High club................ :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Indeed, I actually wish it was. You know how much I fantasize about those mile high spires.  I'd be a liar if I didn't want to be a sire in a higher spire.

[14th Colony]

Paris Hilton is like the Joker. She has one facial expression plastered on her face in every single photo.
http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/

[Wraith]

Ear Candles. I know it sounds silly, but they work. Google Ear Clandles and you can get them cheap. They work. I used to need them for gymnastics, because my balance was always screwed up if I didnt get my ears cleared out before a meet.

Wraith

[julix]

Ear Candles. I know it sounds silly, but they work. Google Ear Clandles and you can get them cheap. They work. I used to need them for gymnastics, because my balance was always screwed up if I didnt get my ears cleared out before a meet.

Wraith

I have heard of those and have seen them at heath food stores!

[zankoku]

Ear candles? It was scary enough watching my daughter doing back walk overs on the beam during state finals while I was sitting on the floor taking pictures at ASU. (She qualified level 10 with a broken wrist and came in 3rd all around). Good thing you don't light them. <g>I always though Q-tips were used to clean out ears.

Jim

[Wraith]

Oh but you do Zan, you do. You put a cardboard thing at the bottom to keep anything from falling on you, you then put the small end in your ear canal, lay down flat, then have someone light the candle, which is really a cone shaped thing. They should hold it upright to make sure it stays straight up. As it burns, the heat draws the infection and ear wax out of your ear and into the tube. When its burned down to just a few inches above your screen thingy, put it out then you can (if your used to kinds gross stuff) cut the rest of the ear candle apart and see the yucky stuff it got out of your ears. Youd be supprised how much better you can hear afterwards. Its like you used to hear as a child. Its amazing!

Wraith

[14th Colony]

This is a short segment that I had written for a role-playing game on a friend's message board, a ways back. The topic was Jaws, and others took the roles of fishing captains and the like. I took the part of any severed body parts that rose to the surface during and after an attack. The first victim was a Frenchman who went for a swim in the ocean.

Suddenly he was savagely attacked by a great white shark, and torn to pieces. The dismembered Frenchman's body parts bobbed to the surface.

His left arm said: "Moisieure, I've been disarmed..."
His foot said: "Oui, this stinks."
His tongue said: "My kissing days are over."
Finally, his vocal chord said: "Fu*ck...uh, pardon my French."

Blood and more French body parts rose to the surface, such as the Frenchman's stomach, along with French fries, French toast, French bread, and French's Mustard.

The chewed up Frenchman cried in misery, pleasing the shark even more because he enjoyed French whine with his meals.

"Get off my back!" the upside down floating French torso said.
"Kiss my ass!" said an angry French buttock.
"Where's that damned shark? I want to kick his ass!" one of the French legs said.

Meanwhile, on shore, a pair of frogs were disturbed by the floating French legs.
"Why dey always wanna eat our legs, and the sharks spit the French legs out?" said the first frog.
"Ribbitt!" replied the second frog, deep in ponderance over his chum's remarks.

The victim's non functioning anus accused the nearest leg of not kicking hard enough back to shore before the attack. "Well isn't this another shitty mess you've gotten us unto!"
"Up yours," the leg shouted back.

Last to rise to the surface was the Frenchman's severed penis. But the penis did not utter a word. Everybody knows a penis can't talk.

[14th Colony]

http://eepybird.com/dcm1.html


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRBkQe_lwak

[14th Colony]

Dallas Mavericks' Dirk Nowitzki looks like Lurch from the Adams Family. If he had been in a news conferance being questioned by reporters, and one of them called his name, I'd have laughed my ass off if he had said, "You raaaaaang?"

[14th Colony]

If you love dogs and even if you don't, you will be very moved by this story. What an amazing dog and its owners.

http://www.break.com/index/2legdog4.html

[julix]

Very interesting...................Thanks for posting and Hi hun :wink:

[14th Colony]

Very interesting...................Thanks for posting and Hi hun :wink:

Hi babe. What are you doing for July 4th?

[julix]

Not sure yet............our community is having a celebration which sounds fun.  It has been so dry here there is a ban on all fireworks...even sparklers.  Are you doing something?